Getting It Together
So, I had this absolutely fabulous idea.
My uncle has this bartending services business, and I, have been working as a bar back at a Hialeah bar & grill, which I will not mention at this moment, mostly, because I do not have the financial backing to put together a defense team if something I say causes them pursue legal action; anyway’s, naturally one can see the connection. We both have cocktail experience. Sure mines is more of the sipping variety, but that is not important. What is important is that a series of images started to roll through my head: me flipping bottles, woman throwing their bras at me, having to resort to asking people to rent their pockets so I can carry my tips home. It’s all so sweet. It’s also going to happen too. You see, in my head I reasoned that I knew what will separate us from the competition, besides having a company name that has sexual innuendo, we will have a web site and a blog. Surely, the business will start rolling in.
I went home grabbed a pen and pad and…
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Drink recipes…
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No. How about…?
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What does one write a bar blog about? I couldn’t think of anything. Seriously, how can I talk “blow jobs”, “sex on the beach”, and “slippery nipples” and sound like a professional businessman? I can’t. Then it dawned on me: I can’t for the same reasons that shots aren’t called “board meetings”, “stock portfolios”, or “proposals”; because when people talk about first quater numbers at bars, they want to know their fantasy running-back stats not sales reports.
I know that he doesn’t care how a cosmopolitan is made, he just wants to know how many will he have to order to get the leggy-brunette in bed. And she wants to know how can she ditch him after he has bought her and her friends drinks all night. That is what I will be writing about. Reporting my social on the field observations. Entertaining the masses in the process.
This is the first of many. I am uncensored. Here as your tour guide.
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